NASA Reveals Discovery Of New “Marijuana” Planet

NASA Reveals Discovery Of New “Marijuana” Planet



NEWSWATCH33 – NASA has announced that they have discovered a new planet completely covered with marijuana, a discovery that has completely taken scientists by surprise.

Planet C21H30O2-X10, discovered using NASA�s Kepler satellite, would also allegedly be one of the very few planets potentially habitable according to NASA experts, who have detected sufficient levels of oxygen and nitrogen to support human life.

The presence of marijuana on other planets could strongly encourage future generations to take interest in space exploration, some experts believe.

�Science has always been an interesting topic for young people. With the discovery of this new planet, many more young people will be intrigued with science, particularly space science,� explains Michael Hammonsfield, astronomer at the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics.

�Chlorophyll concentration analyses generated by Kepler lead us to believe that the level of THC in these marijuana plants is 7000% higher than the plants found on Earth. If that doesn�t motivate young people to explore space, I don�t know what will,� admits the expert, clearly enthusiastic.

�With this new discovery, we are developing a way to transport the marijuana from Planet C21H30O2-X10 to Earth. It will take 60 years to travel to and from Planet C21H30O2-X10 but the trip will yield much profit from selling the marijuana. Of course, we would have to test the plant to ensure it is safe for human consumption, however if the results are positive, the world will have an endless supply of marijuana,” said Hammonsfield.

  • kelly anciello

    I am looking for investors and I hearby claim this planet

    • Patryk

      I hereby announce you the owner of this planet

      • dhonmaniku

        why doesn’t NASA announce about a planet full of women

        • John Smith

          There’s a mexican erotic comedy from 1991 with that name actually:
          “Dos nacos en el planeta de las mujeres”
          Two “rednecks” on the planet of women

        • Mg

          Ha ha NASA will be must announce just wait brother. Lol

  • Adventurous01

    Just send me to the planet and set the thing on fire!

  • Henzaz Whizy

    Or maybe a planet full of virgins……..

  • sukhbarry shaini

    i believe in god and there is no another new planet in the galaxy

    • Robert

      How can there not be life on other planets thats like when the old world would kill if you voiced your opinion earth is anything but flat now with that added consider open your mind a little cause the world being round does not defy god nor the earth not being center of the universe god …… There are billions and billions of suns aka stars why would a god only put life on one planet around one sun out of several billion to say we are the only life or even the only intelligent life out of these several billions of stars would be absord maybe your right but why wouldn’t god put children on different worlds like he has on different continents and maybe it may be your great great great grandchildrens job to bring the good book to one of these worlds but im not saying there is or isnt im just saying to consider and keep an open mind cause you believe all of life is the will of god at one time man on earth expected to fall off earth if they sailed west and any beyond that was wrong and of satanic origin